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Friends around me are asking how to become a good programmer? I also aim to become PHP Code Samurai… Err why Sumarai but not PHP Code Ninja? PHP Code Dinasour… Heh.. the Samurai idea was found in Wil Shipley’s blog and you must check out his bravo presentation too..

Flirt with Manual/Documentation
I found out a lot of my friend don’t read manual/Documentation, may be they don’t know what is manual/Documentation or may be they are lazy to read it. People always ask me how to learn PHP, can teach or not? Sure.. CANNOT teach la, I am not really expert in it, I also learn it myself.. Where I learn from? www.php.net documentation section, they have all the basic thing you need to know about it, when you have the foundation, you can visit sourceforge.net or hotscripts.com to download PHP applications, study their code….

Fuck with Google
I also discover people don’t use Google.com. I don’t want to explain what Google can do, it’s tiring, but I want you visit here. Smart people use Google 🙂

Code till you drop
Yes.. code it, code everyday… make your code simpler and simpler and you know how to code. Code it everyday, find way to play with PHP, build an application which in your mind. Build some application which motivate you. Build girl friend gallery, build porn gallery, build personal accouting application, build an simple diary, build sex book shop, build online sex toy shop, build your own friendster engine, build email application, build car forum, build online figure shop… build build build, code code code… Do something you like… You won’t know what will happen next, for example, you build an online sex toy shop, may be it can bring in income for you when you success? Right?

Why PHP?
Simple PHP is FREE! …”Ei Paul, asp or asp.net also free what” Nah.. Free your head, you are using *irated version of Windows(I bet you are :P), it’s free? you sot ah.. your home can la, not business! Do you know how much does Microsoft Windows Server cost ah? You know how much is Microsoft SQL Server cost ah? You don’t know ah? Google it ok? PHP is FREE, PHP can run on Unix/Linux OS, FreeBSD is free, Apache webserver also Free, MySQL and PostgreSQL also FREE.. Why FREE? because it’s open source software 🙂

Read what master think
Yes, on the right hand side of my blog, at the PHP Developers section, you can see all the master is there. John Lim is from Malaysia, he developed ADODB. Read what they write and get motivated. and also check what Wil Shipley write, it’s at “Call Me Fishmeal” section.

Share with your friend
Yes, please.. If you know something, please share… Open Source is about to share, don’t keep it for yourself, it won’t make a million or billion for you.

I am not master, we can learn and share together. By the way, I don’t make porn gallery or girl friend gallery, that’s only some idea for you 😉 or somebody out there 😛
Happy PHP-ing or Coding

Next week, boss will head to New York meeting for 1 week, he is worry about his kid being naughty in the office. He said that will visit my blog and see is everything fine in out department. So next week I will carry office headline.. Hahaha, I carry the office headline who carry my headline? Which mean I can be naughty 😛 Heh.. can I? I got lot of work to do.. Bhusan is bugging my ass to get the CMS done as soon as posibble. Haha… my fellow colleague, beware of my camera…. 😛

Look at the MAS boeing 777, I forget where I get the picture, but it doesn’t look like photoshop by somebody, Is it true? If it’s true, why the photographer didn’t photograph what happen after that?

Have a short chat with Phil, we are discussing about throwing $$$ MLM people, which always call us non stop. Sometime it’s very anonying. Throw $$$ mean they ask you take out money and find friend take out money and wait for money to come. By the way, MLM that no need to sell product is not MLM… it’s MWM(Money Wait Money) 😛

Let me teach you how to avoid talk to them, as you know those people in MLM already brain washed by their upline, they will not giving up to call you until they get rejected for more than 50 times or sometime more than that.

For the first time, you got to catch up with them, normally is mamak… if you want some dinner, please go.. have a free dinner @ mamak, I am sure they are please to spend you at the mamak. So you just sitting there listen their “presentation”, after the presentation, some which is more Pro will ask you fill up a form or whatever… Nevermind, fill up for them, or sometime they will fill up for you.

So, you gotcha dinner and you definately sure don’t want to join those throw in money and wait thingy, let me tell you, this world no free lunch, the people who earn is in the early stage or on top on the pyramid network. ok.. continue.. how to avoid these people?

They will always call you right? At least twice a week! What I normally do is, in my mobile phone, there is a thing call “GROUP”, so rename to group to MWM, add the talented MWM into the group. Ringtone select which one? Duhhh.. still want me teach me… SILENT that one laa 🙂

This method tested and work well with Nokia Handphone and I would like to take this opportunity shout out clearly and loudly “Please don’t invite me to MLM/Direct Sale, I hate it very much”, thank you 🙂

p/s: The article is not offence MLM company like Amway, Cosway, Neway. But I am really sick with those WMW people… chills.. if you are true MLM business, no offence right? 😛

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