Category: Paul-琮政 Life

You have heard of Encyclopedia, but have you read Uncyclopedia before? This Uncyclopedia will definitely lighten up you Friday.

Malaysia, well known as the most corrupted nation in Asia. Essentially a tiny peninsula found to the north of their extremely anal cousins who live on an even smaller island Singapore, it is a young nation of diverse cultures and races such as F1 Formula-1 and Nascar. The nation is moving foward with a vision as a collective community towards the vision of becoming a developed nation by the year 2020, 4040, 5050 or whatever catchy number. Malaysia is a nation in Southeast Asia and is made up of 13 states namely Selengor, Kedoh, Terengggganu, Kelentoh, Pahang, Penang, Malacca, Johor Balu (just north of Singkaypoh), Sabah, Sarawak (which reluctantly joined Malaysia as a state), Police, Maliuka, Berak and Nogowi. The three federal territories Kuala Laupek, Puterijaya and Labuah don’t count as states since they’re too small anyway, like Taiwan. Another common state that Malaysians have is denial (no lah, where got?), which incidentally, is a river in Egypt.

Malaysia Celebrities

# Datuk Tunku Adnan (Raja Pusing) – Claims that all bloggers on the Internet are liars, out of which 80% are unemployed women and then manage to keling-pusing his way out by saying that he’s referring to Indonesian bloggers and that he loves all woman because majority of his supporters are woman.
# Rapidah Aziz – Ex-National Queen of Cherries. Now Queen of AP. Expertise: Crying her way out of trouble.
# Zainuddin ‘the idiot’ Mydin – Information Minister who now wants to ban non-Malaysian faces on ads.
# Badut-ruddin bin Amiruldin – Famous for his “You tak suka, you keluar!” phrase.
# Noh Omar – Also famous for his uncalled for “If foreigners think that Malaysia police are brutal, please go back to their own countries and not to stay here.” phrase
# Abdullah Bodohwi – Falls asleep during meetings and lies to the public and when he cannot reply keeps an ‘elegant silence’
# Najis Tun Razak- Assisstant to Bodohwi but not well liked and is also shorter with less hair.
# Hisappudding Hussein – Master of the Keri

I have been very busy lately for this,

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头发尖尖的时候

Huh? 为何好像张啦啦。。别搞笑，像Kevin Mitnick！！！

肥的时候

瘦的时候

完毕，决定减肥。。。。

喔。。。还不能报。那个网站，好像Rojak那样，一点都不standard，虽然选英语，间中还带来一点点马来风光。

顶！必须用Internet Explorer，用苹果去那里生一个IE出来！

不知道你们有没有读报纸，我肯定是没有读，因为我说过除了娱乐版，副刊和体育版，报纸是不能读的！不可以一支棍打翻整条船对不对？好了，今天我刚刚读当今大马，就读到这偏新闻，

内陆税收局总监哈斯玛阿都拉在接受《新海峡时报星期刊》专访时警戒全国3万9千867名逃税的马来西亚公民已经被列入黑名单，不能离开马来西亚。

她说，那些最近通过马来西亚旅游展览购买飞机票出国的公民应该向内陆税收局先行查询。

哈斯玛说《1967年所得税法令》第104条文阐明，任何人士，包括本地和外国公民如果尚未缴清所得税，一概不能离开本国。

到了中国报网站。。。

遲報稅或嚴罰
稅收局研究可行性

內陸稅收局目前研究對遲交或不呈報稅表格的納稅人，實施更高罰款的可行性。

內陸稅收局總執行長兼總監哈斯瑪披露，目前的罰款最低200令吉、最高2000令吉，無疑是太低一些，有關罰款措施是在5年前檢討至今。

她說，通過調高罰款，或會讓納稅人在指定期限內呈上報稅表格。

今年我可要开始报税，因为现在已经到达了报税的阶段。看到了吗？“哈斯玛说《1967年所得税法令》第104条文阐明，任何人士，包括本地和外国公民如果尚未缴清所得税，一概不能离开本国。” 如果我真的“离开”这里，那必定是移民。这是什么制度？那个哈斯玛，我不知道它是谁，但是可以定这个制度的人肯定聪明到有限。

报税报税，报了税人民福利还是那么差，油价那么每年的起，tol也蒸蒸日上，交通工具服务差到根本不想再提。那些马路，更加不用谈，大小中的路洞应有竟有。有的洞甚至可以塞几只鸡在那边孵蛋。

如果你和那般人投诉，它们会和你说，比起其他国家，我们的路已经算非常好了。真的是报税来养你们好过养金鱼。每天只会和那些发展中国家比较，不会有一点点的上进心和进步国家比。国家不会进步真的是要拜神插香来感谢你们一般没有上进心，四肢发达，头脑简单的吸税人。

有些就每天站在水沟那边指来指去，只会用手指来指指指，水沟还不是那么臭，那么塞。大选投票投给你们好过去篮球场投篮。浪费时间驾着昂贵车油去把那一张一张的纸塞进垃圾桶里，投你们不是很想投的神圣票。

有时看香港片，那些人民还有少少的言论自由，可以说“我报税来养你们，做好你的工”。如果我在这里讲，分分钟我老爸要特地从吉打驾车来保释我。忘了这里没有言论自由。

缴那些税税，讲真的，心里的切心不甘，情不愿。但是人在江湖，身不由己，当着是做好心，捐一笔来给你们随便花吧。所谓好心必有好报，花一点点钱不算什么。