Wrong Number

xxx: “Halo, Encik Siong ka”
me: “Halo??”
xxx: “Encik Siong ka? Aku ni xxx”
me: “ya? ape?”
xxx: “Oh, saya nak order xxx 6 kotak”
(I try to continue the conversation…)
me: “oh, 6 kotak sahaja? angkatlah banyak sikit..”
xxx: “6 kotak dah cukup, bila mao lagi, aku order lagi la”
me: “Macam tu, boleh boleh, bila mau hantar? atau you angkat?”
xxx: “apa ni angkat, u tak mau hantar kaa.. hahaha..”
me: “heh, tak de la bang, i ingat u mao cari ku minum then angkat barang tu”
xxx: “manyak la boss lu punya tempat”
me: “Hahah, yaa.. Hahaha, Sorry Encik, I think you call wrong numbers, I am not Encik Siong. Sorry ah..”
xxx: “oh? sorry.”
(tut, tut, tut… hung up)

Sometime I really enjoy people call wrong number, but why he hung up so quick, I though I can say “Gotcha”, just like JJ and Rudy. LoL 😛

Comments

10 responses to “Wrong Number”

  1. Jason Avatar

    LOL. Why so bad?

  2. Paul Ooi Avatar

    Haha, Jason, I tot Jason Mraz dropped by my blog.. kekekeke… No la.. I oledi huh hah huh ahh? he still continue talk.. then continue lo

  3. housemate Avatar
    housemate

    haiya, if it was me, i’d have asked the guy to send money first then we deliver ‘whatever’ he want..:)

  4. cming Avatar

    u r really lonely…

  5. Paul Ooi Avatar

    cming, a bit.. heh…

    Kenny, NBTD?

  6. 矮子 Avatar

    nothing better to do
    but i will buring+ing like Paul too when ppl wrong number

  7. Andrew Avatar
    Andrew

    Next time, try this:

    “Hey, what colour panties are you wearing?”

  8. housemate Avatar
    housemate

    Ahyoo… only one thing on this fellows mind… how? 🙂 Andrew, so what would your reply be if he/she said… “not wearing any!” ??? 🙂

  9. Paul Ooi Avatar

    Andew will say, “Where you stay? I am willing to offer you a help to wear… any”

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