Ok, base on the picture, come out your creative slogan/wording. I got it from the email, originaly written, “When I look at my pay-slip versus the work I do, I feel like !!!!!!!!!!!”

For me,
“When I stuck in the jam, I feel like…”
“When TMNet Streayx is down, I feel like…”
“When the servers is down, I feel like…”
“When petrol price hike, I feel like…”