Female reporter was interviewing 1 farmer regarding mad cow disease.

Reporter : Sir, would you like to comments about the mad cow disease?

Farmer : Lady, Do you know that bull and cow only have sex once in a year?

Reporter : I respect your comments but we’re talking about mad cow disease here.

Farmer : Lady, and do you know that we squeeze cow’s breast for milk 6 times a day?

Reporter : Sir, but what has it got to do with mad cow disease ?

Farmer : If your boy friend squeezes your breast 6 times a day but only have SEX once a year — WILL YOU BE MAD ???